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quotes = new Array(28);
quotes[0] = "Everything is on its way somewhere, everything. - from phenomenon";
quotes[1] = "Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that. - Robert C. Edwards";
quotes[2] = "Don't drown the man that taught you to swim. - English proverb";
quotes[3] = "You must be the change you wish to see in the world. - Ghandi";
quotes[4] = "There are things that are so serious you can only joke about them. - Heisenberg";
quotes[5] = "You don't need proof when you have instinct. - from reservoir dogs";
quotes[6] = "The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson";
quotes[7] = "There is a fine line between genius and insanity.  I have erased this line.  Oscar Levant";
quotes[8] = "Hope is a good thing, and no good thing ever dies. - from Shawshank redemption";
quotes[9] = "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr";
quotes[10] = "Imagination is more important than Knowledge. - Einstein";
quotes[11] = "I have found little that is good about human beings.  In my experience most of them are trash. - Sigmund Freud";
quotes[12] = "I don't believe in stereotypes, I prefer to hate people on a more personal basis. - anonymous";
quotes[13] = "Never Interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte";
quotes[14] = "I have not failed.  I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Alva Edison";
quotes[15] = "Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face. - from Plup Fiction";
quotes[16] = "The key to everything is patience.  You get the chicken by hatching the egg-not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow";
quotes[17] = "If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan";
quotes[18] = "Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman";
quotes[19] = "Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it. - Katherine Whitehorn";
quotes[20] = "Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. - Confucius";
quotes[21] = "He that lies down with the dogs, shall rise with the fleas. - Benjamin Franklin";
quotes[22] = "The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli";
quotes[23] = "If you want something done well, do it yourself. - Napoleon Bonaparte";
quotes[24] = "Trust everyone, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne";
quotes[25] = "Wink at small faults, remember that thou hast great ones. - Benjamin Franklin";
quotes[26] = "Trying is the first step towards failure. - Homer J simpson";
quotes[27] = "A lie gets half way around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill";
quotes[28] = "I find that the harder I look the more luck I seen to have. - Thomas Jefferson";
var num = Math.floor(Math.random()*28);
document.writeln(quotes[num]);
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